when a persons douchebaggery exceeds the limits of all others, then they become a Douche Bag Deluxe. The Douche Bag Deluxe is at the top of the totem pole above all other kinds of douche bags.
Student 1: dude Vogler thinks hes so good at everything even though he sucks.
Student 2: I know, what a Douche Bag Deluxe
Student 2: I know, what a Douche Bag Deluxe
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Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.
When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
by IisMathwizard December 18, 2012
Get the Douche bag extraordinaire mug.To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who fits this description will say things like "can I fist your girlfriend" and will believe anything you tell them until they go look for what it was and finds out that you were fucking with them, and yet finds it funny.
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Sue: "Hey, look at Joe. He's wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and a new pair of Affliction jeans."
Jan: "Yeah, he is really rocking the 'douche bag chic' look today."
Jan: "Yeah, he is really rocking the 'douche bag chic' look today."
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A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
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