Külli disease

Külli disease is a disease when you have bigger nerve attacks and you are more angry than usual. Symptoms include loose tongue, sudden nervousness, and the need to shout at others. The person may also cough heavily.

Whole class got Külli disease. I went to shop and when i came back i got Külli disease.

by asdasd3212 December 25, 2021

Boner Disease

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.

Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!

by jennyboner October 29, 2019

Stindro disease

When you eat too much broccoli and physically cannot eat anymore

Man 1: Dude guess what I just found out.

Man2: what buddy?

Man 1: I have stindro disease..

Man 2: fuck man I'm sorry.

by Ga_Ga_Huh42 August 7, 2016

diseased rizz

Slang for making strange people fall in love with you in a short amount of time.

Tyler: "hey I just pulled this bitch who said they'll twerk on me for 16 cents"
Blake: "bros got diseased rizz fr"
Tyler: "yeahhh let's make ou-"

by zyewaxx December 22, 2022

diseased dorito

Diseased dorito is a alternative word for: unusual and/or weird.
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)

"Bruh, you be looking like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-your homie

"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees

by PepsiCHEESE May 9, 2021

Puldicking Disease

A disease in which your cock grows so massive, when someone pulls or grabs your dick it will immediately become erect.

He has puldicking disease, and it feels so good when we fuck.

by Chrispy Chicken4000 June 4, 2018

drunkheimer's disease

Noun. When you drink so much you forget what you did the night before.

I drank a bottle of vodka last night and don't remember going to the bar. I guess I got a case of Drunkheimer's disease.

by LeoFelda918 January 8, 2014