dishwater diarrhea

When you fake having diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

Eileen told Norm she had dishwater diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

by Senor Bunluv June 1, 2021

diarrhea pump

Another name for a William.

That guy is such a diarrhea pump!

by Porkchop1016 October 6, 2019

Facial diarrhea

When a person cannot control his or her face expressions and his or her facial expressions are easily read by others.

Joe has facial diarrhea, his emotions are easily readable to anyone.

Pooja does not have facial diarrhea, she cannot be read easily by others.

by Freakycurlhead March 5, 2021

whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

Diarrhea-Faced

When your so shitfaced that you start having the runs

Yo look at that dude on the toilet , he’s so diarrhea-faced

by SynysterZV April 15, 2019

Diarrhea nips

The act of shooting poo poo out of both areolas simultaneously with a consistency that resembles hot lava exploding from a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, I swear to god if he comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the face with straight diarrhea nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

verbal diarrhea

the product that results when everything that issues from a person's mouth is a flood of wet runny shit.

I was looking in a magazine and there was an article of "things you can get for your loved ones this Christmas". There were the latest audio-books, movies, recorded speeches anthologies and then there was the recorded "works" of every Rush Limbaugh radio session to date. The writer referred to that as "verbal diarrhea". Honest!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 23, 2009