Seven deuce

A BMW 7 series coupe

Pimp Squad Click, ya bitch, please believe we
Bust four-fifths like them niggas on tv.
Niggas talk breezy but they don't wanna see me
hoppin out, squeeze three, then there go GP!
Try to Muscle me, nigga, please who the hell are you?
Shut yo fuckin' mouth and stop that bleeding's what you better do.
Professionals, are ya? Part of this will be a lesson too,
but they keep poppin off at the mouth and I can't wrestle you.
Go hop back in the seven deuce, the color of tomato juice
niggas let loose, hope them pussy niggas bullet proof.
Don't get a nigga misconstrued 'cause I'm in a suit,
cause if ya see me pull the two's, cause I'm feelin' "shoot".
I got loot and it control the globe,
what is ya stupid or somn, u s'possed to know.
I'll hit u with the 'fo 'til ya torso explode.
Bitch you ain't comin' back to life like Soul II Soul
Ay
-T.I.

by jsquiz December 2, 2009

"Deuce Hour"

(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m.,that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;

(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.

(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.

(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the shitter, because it's almost "Deuce Hour".

by [e-mail] September 4, 2008

Deuces

1. A common way to say Goodbye. Mostly used in New Jersey/New York/California.

It resembles getting throw of two in dice, thus throwing a peace sign (two fingers)

2. Getting the next drag/pull/hit on either a cigarette or a bong.

3. Another way to say a "shit".

Pauly- Ay man, my girls waiting for me at the crib, ill hit you up later.

Rocco- Aight then man, "Deuces"
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Pauly- Fuck homie, this is my last cigg

Rocco- Damn I was gonna ask for one to! Aight, lemme get deuces on that then.
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Pauly- Bad fucking idea eating 100$ worth of food at taco bell.

Rocco- Seriously, I needa take a deuce like, RIGHT NOW!

by JerzzeyBabyy February 21, 2012

Deuce

A great rapper and singer who is currently a member of the music group called Nine Lives. Now he does solo songs and some collaborations with other artists like Kinda Major and The Truth.
He is also a former member of Hollywood Undead where he sang the choruses in their first album Swan Songs and their DVD Desperate Measures.

his solo song "Deuce dot com":

'Oh!
Don't Stop
What's my name girl, what's my name girl? (Deuce! )
Don't Stop,
Shake that thang girl, shake that thang!

Chorus
We can ride if you wanna ride, later
We can dance if you wanna dance, baby
I don't care if you gotta man, save me
Keep standin' by my side,
'Cause you know you're mine!

Hollywood Undead's song "No. 5"
'And all the kids in the hood
come on wave and shake your hands,
Hollywood we'll never go down
When your drunk shake that ass
like you know how to dance. Hollywood we'll never go down'

by zaxelin September 5, 2011

six oh deuce

1.Literally meaning 602
2. Phoenix, Arizona

1. Yo bitches it's all about that six oh deuce!

2. Ay dude I'm headin to that six oh deuce to get me some of dat shiny yay

by oscar602 June 14, 2007

Licker Deuce

A redneck, having intercourse with a turkey.

Mark was busy with the family turkey. Licker deuce occured.

by 607allday May 20, 2010

hide the deuce

While at the residence of a rude individual or bad host, producing a deuce and then wrapping it in a paper towel or sock and hiding it in such a way that will allow it to stink and remain uncovered for an extended period of time.

Man, Bob totally fucked me over on that beer run last night at the party so I played hide the deuce in his livingroom.

by Joseph B. May 15, 2005