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by RootX September 6, 2017

Bitch defect

Bitch defect is the act of giving birth to a mistake of a child, who grows up to be a little bitch.

"my child was a bitch defect. I caught him crying because he thought he locked himself in, when really the door was actually open and he was too weak to open it."

by Aiko tanakas biggest fan May 6, 2018

Metal Detector

It defines detecting or seaching a metal such as gold, iron,etc.,. metal detector tips

We use Metal detector.

by Elarob123 June 6, 2018

lie detective

Kevin Johnson

I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills

by sweettitty June 8, 2018

weed detector

A cop.

I was a police officer a few years back and a guy came up and asked me if I was a weed detector.

by Dylpickle535 June 18, 2018

fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018

erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

by Pp erectus July 9, 2019