damon doiron

Damon Doiron, Goes to SMS, Fuckboy, Wants to date girls but always gets rejected.

Damon Doiron: Hey, Wanna date?
Girl: Sure, You seem pretty nice!
--1 Week Later--
Damon Doiron: Hey babe, Wanna come into my bed with my? ;)
Girl: EW NO YOUR A FUCKBOY!

The end :D
Results: Damon never did get a girlfriend, Legend says he is still trying to!

by 420Reposts June 6, 2018

Daewon

A true friend. He will have the best interest in his girl no matter the cost. He will ride for is true friends and support their vendettas. He is a real trooper. He is unshakable and immovable. He is firm in his word and sometimes is a bit stubborn. But that's just what makes him a great human being.

Man I love me a Daewon!!!

by ftb_.kingg June 12, 2018

daekon

Butt face. Who names their kid this? You didn't like the original spelling: Deacon?? #KillJoy #KeyLoser #NoKeyChain4You.

I don't like Daekon.

by Ridnsksnsabkasn dlssn May 9, 2018

Damon Williams

Damon Williams is used to describe an extremely hot and sexy male with a very high degreee of sex appeal and who has in addition an extremely high IQ level

That guy is almost as cool as Damon Williams

by Not Divirt August 7, 2018

Damon j

A burnt black jew whose ashy elbows activate the power of vishnu's fat wet penis. When he rubs his magical elbows together, eveyone withing a fifteen foot radius get covered with a thick layer of golden, sticky, hindu cum.

"Oh no! Damon J is hella gay!" "He rubbed his elbows together and now i'm moister than a tube of bengay!"

by RootinTootinPutin🇷🇺 September 27, 2018

Damon

Someone who works has a job, yet never shows up.

Holy fuck isn’t the new guy supposed to be here today?
Who, Damon? I thought that person was made up!

by Jahowell4 November 15, 2018

Dagon

The name of the bull shark in Lake Michigan named for the story by H. P. Lovecraft, an urban legend with teeth going back before the dinosaurs. Some cases being related of a Bull Shark also found in Lake Erie too, okay the short story "Yest Ye Become One" becomes even more frightening of other cases of this -- WGN in Chicago did a blog entry asking the question. The light blue blog reblogged this making smart ass remarks about how Chicago managed to gain a new pet. Takes what Sharknado and implies it was leftover from that.

By the way; you may not want to put domestic abusers or child sex offenders in a boat with a hole drilled in it within the water's of Lake Michigan. You may never know when an urban legend with Flesh and Teeth comes up doing a bite and run, did we mention we gave him a name. His name is Dagon.

by illinoishorrorman December 29, 2018