Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus

Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.

by Candice Reema September 24, 2022

Backwardsing

During foreplay, when your Significant Other drops their pants and reveals they have naughty bits that do not match up with their presumed gender

“Last night, Macy pulled out her huge dick when we were about to get it out. She was backwardsing me!”

by anonymous November 20, 2022

Backwards car

A backwards car is used to describe a vehicle with an automatic transmission

Stupid Americans with their backwards cars!

by Jack Spank9049 January 13, 2023

backwards middle finger

fuck me

“he backwards middle fingered me. i think he wants to fuck”

by gangerman11 April 22, 2023

backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass

she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce

by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023

Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 28, 2023