cyber guilt

1. that feeli​ng you get when you recei​ve a "​frien​d reque​st"​ from someo​ne you'​re acqua​inted​ with,​ and/​or have been acqua​inted​ with-​possi​bly for years​,​ but have nothi​ng in commo​n with,​ and could​n'​t care less about​ what their​ "​life"​ is like "​these​ days"​ or in the days,​ weeks​,​ and years​ to come.​

2. that feeli​ng you get when you'​re faced​ with the decis​ion to "​appro​ve"​ or "​deny"​ a comme​nt on your socia​l netwo​rk of choic​e from a curre​nt "​frien​d"​ that refle​cts how littl​e they actua​lly know or under​stand​ about​ you in the first​ place​

"I recei​ved a frien​d reque​st from that girl in my class​ who talks​ all the time and never​ says anyth​ing,​ but becau​se I have to sit next to her 3 days a week,​ I'll feel "​cyber guilt​"​ if I don'​t accep​t it."

"I recei​ved an anima​ted comme​nt with some guys flexi​ng butt muscl​es and I think​ it's ignor​ant as hell,​ but if I don'​t post it I'll feel "​cyber​ guilt​".

by 1wiseass December 9, 2008

Cyber Cyphe

The act of smoking marijuana while web chatting with other people who are also smoking marijuana.

They all got so stoned during their cyber cyphe they just looked at the webcam and laughed.

by Maximus Aurrilius IV September 25, 2010

Cyber Crushing

Even though your talking to another person you have never met your starting to devolp feelings.

Bro, I'm cyber crushing on this chick from Kansas. Where did you meet her man? A matching website

by Laxarcher13 January 11, 2017

cyber stroke

when you see something so baffling you think you've downloaded a stroke

Is a bot going crazy or am i having a cyber stroke?

by Great Fortunato July 25, 2018

cyber sacked

To get cyber sacked is to get fired from your job via email / a social networking site

Guy: Dude, I just got a message on Facebook from my boss telling me I've been fired!

Man: Lol, cyber sacked!

by Jake.99 January 7, 2009

Cyber Looser

A person who spends so much time on a computer/online that they have totally lost touch with reality and have lost all there social skills.

Chris: Hey Rob, ya wana go grab a burger and a beer?
Rob: Naw, I cant cuz my Chicken Parmesan in Cafe World/FaceBook Is guna be ready in a 1/2 hour.
Chris: Wow, you'd rather do that than hang out with me?
Rob: Yup..!
Chris: WOW dude! I never realized that you were sutch a "Cyber Looser"

by chriskola January 5, 2010

Cyber CIA

Internet forum trolls who claim to be members of the CIA, NSA, or other "black-ops" orginization. Often frequent police and second ammendment forums

Cyber CIAer: First I was in both Delta Force and Force Recon at the same time, the first and only time that happened BTW; then I went to the CIA where I single handedly killed every terrorist in Afganistan, and worked as an "interrogation specialist", and I have pictures to prove it.

by vc85 February 27, 2009