Football cut

Similar to a bowl cut, the football cut is designated for grandma's and/or mom's with blonde hair. The hair goes just under their jaw and curls inwards towards their neck. They get their hair done every week and put thousands of dollars into their hair for it to look like a football.

Person 1: "hey, you see that old lady over there with the football cut?"
Person 2: "yeah, lets go cut it so it looks NORMAL! HA!"

by rPysh February 7, 2017

Craig cut

A haircut that can only be performed by a barber called craig. A straight,flat,short fringe with no style or texture. Quite popular in notts

I paid £10 and ended up with a craig cut,gutted.

by Cebada March 16, 2017

cardboard cut

Whereas a paper cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a piece of paper, a cardboard cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a sheet of cardboard. While usually rare in occurence, they hurt like HELL.

Oh, SHI- I just got a cardboard cut trying to open this box of trash bags!

by Mel March 22, 2006

Cut off

To ignore or stop texting/talking to someone. Usually a boyfriend/girlfriend but can also be a friend to.

"Cant belive Kylee cut off Marco just like that. They were so tight"

by Redspicybumd October 6, 2017

Chat and Cut

Coined by the comedic genius Larry David; the act of feigning sincerity with someone you barely know (and/or even like), and employing trite conversation, in order to cut into a line (i.e a buffet, movie theater, unemployment, etc.)

Do you see what's going on here? This woman is completely doing a Chat and Cut to get ahead in the buffet line.

by MrMPCOPE August 8, 2011

cut cheese

verb: to break wind, to fart.

Louie: (farts noisily) Ahhh!
Bernie: Geez Louie, did you just cut cheese?

by Professor Malcolm Windrush October 17, 2008

Cut the Cord

When your parents or girlfriend with money stop supporting you and you have to take care of yourself.
See also hell.

She cut the cord, now I gots to get a job!

by Big Merl March 27, 2004