Curb Church

Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.

I could really use a little curb church tonight.

by Sjflow August 5, 2018

Curb Stomp

When U Forcefully Put Someones Teeth On A Curb and Stomp The Fuck Out oF eITHER thEir bAKS oR hEADS cAUSING sERIOUSE INJuRiES oR sOMETimES dEATH.

"DOOD THE FUQ HAPPEND TO U"
"sOMEBUHY cUR SThAM mE"

Curb Stomp

by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt November 11, 2018

curb stomp-able

An adjective to describe a racist person that causes annoyance to one’s everyday life.

Person A: This person that keeps referring to me as “Chinese Girl” wants to talk to me more, I think they might like me.

Person B: Gross.. They sound curb stomp-able

by Ozzieiei September 8, 2021

Developing Curb

The slight slope where a curb angles upward from the road at an approxiamate 45 degree slope.

A women driver popped her tire on a developing curb.

by smile2009 September 21, 2009

Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.

My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.

by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009

curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street

Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders

by Detective Inspect April 15, 2023

curb midget

Midget prostitute

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.

by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022