1 wow man my teeth are so crusty from lasts nights gangbang.
2 holly crap check out my crusty teeth that chick had some crazy ass pubes, aleast I got a good floss while I was down there.
2 holly crap check out my crusty teeth that chick had some crazy ass pubes, aleast I got a good floss while I was down there.
by Adam c Wilson May 20, 2006
When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.
by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 04, 2011
by msgs April 11, 2011
When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.
When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.
by Panfro May 03, 2007
performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.
by TwinSouth August 20, 2008
the results of an uncleansed anal causing it to create a crust like flakiness and discoloured bum cheeks
get your crusty bum out of my face
by beatrice & ingrid August 20, 2006
a group of friends who do stupid shit have mad flow fuck a ton of bitches and smoke a hella ton of dope
by TJ Lap March 29, 2015