Crusty Ripken

When a girl who is not yet wet is pleasured vaginally by a baseball bat three times in a row.

Look at that Grandma, I'd like to crusty Ripken that.

by Bensonscock December 22, 2010

Crusty Monkey

When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.

Monkey Trainer: Uhh-ohh, looks like we got another crusty monkey....

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

crusty prick

An individual who speaks as an ingrate when offered help.

I'm trying to be nice, you crusty prick!

by msgs April 29, 2011

crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.

Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.

by TwinSouth October 13, 2008

Crusty Goggles

When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.

When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.

by Panfro May 16, 2007

crusty bum

the results of an uncleansed anal causing it to create a crust like flakiness and discoloured bum cheeks

get your crusty bum out of my face

by beatrice & ingrid August 20, 2006

Crusty Crew

a group of friends who do stupid shit have mad flow fuck a ton of bitches and smoke a hella ton of dope

me: dude the crusty crew is at it again

da homie: i hear they fucked 8 bitches in 1 hour

by TJ Lap March 30, 2015