Crunchy Nose

When someone is all in your business but doesn't want you in theirs....it's a rocky situation.....

Why are you worried about me, but you don't want me I'm your business, with yo crunchy nose.

by Puertoricanesss July 15, 2015

yummy crunchy green

Yummy crunchy green is a delicious dish that is most popular in northwestern Iowa. It's arguably the best food in Iowa, and maybe even globally.

Oh my god dude I love my mom's yummy crunchy green!
Ever since my grandma died, the yummy crunchy green hasn't tasted the same...

My grandma's yummy crunchy green won the contest

by LindaLouis June 7, 2025

crunchy crash

When the anime streaming site, crunchy roll, releases a new episode of anime that become so popular it crashes the video you're trying to play.

"I was gonna watch the new episode of dragon ball super but the crunchy crash was so bad it wouldn't even load!"

by lloCaste May 3, 2018

crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.

"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.

yum yum crunchy saliva

by my family computer September 19, 2022

Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.

I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!

by Ohionator April 10, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Like a cracker is easy to break, used to describe a person who is easily pissed off

You’re being pretty crunchy today, who crapped in your cornflakes?

by kar_nich November 2, 2017