Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024

crunchy laugh

when someone who has bronchitis laughs, and it turns into a dry, cruchy wheeze

A: Have you seen Jerome? His laugh is so damn crunchy.
B: Jerome's crunchy laugh sounds like a refrigerator making ice.

by thecoolestguy12346 December 4, 2023

Crunchy

Used to describe someone ratchet, ugly and or stank.

“You see Rollie and ET on the episode of baddies last night?”
“Girl yes they looked crunchy as hell”

by novamoons December 10, 2023

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

by aidangreen January 4, 2023

Lucky Crunchy

When you open a fresh bag of potato chips, take one off the top and crush it inside a girls pussy. Then lick it out and to eat it while you throat fuck her.

I heard Wyatt and his girlfriend did a lucky crunchy last night!

by The_Dufe July 8, 2023

Crunchy

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..

The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.

by Boombadabing July 20, 2023