Cranson

A pronoun, adjective and adverb which can mean anything; either a person, a place, a thing, an action or a modifier or a verb or an action.

/boy gets his in face (Cranson) with football/
"Ow, my Cranson hurts!"

/girl is wearing new glasses (Cransons)/
"Hey Sally, you look really cute in your new Cransons."

/dude fucking (Cransoning) his crazy bitch girlfriend (Cranson) in her butthole (Cranson)/
"Yeah, you like that you crazy Cranson? I love Cransoning that tight Cranson. Oh Cranson!"

by CJNoskire January 21, 2009

crapsack

something you say when you messed up

a word stollen from chris which people use and are violating his copyright.

i forgot my pants, CRAPSACK!!

by chrus March 26, 2004

swallow your crabs

no meaning... it just sounds really gross and awesome

hey.. alyssa called.. she wants to swallow your crabs

by random guy June 7, 2004

Crawsome

A mixture of something being crappy and awesome

Aleca: Today was such a crawsome day, so many things were crap , but a lot were awesome

by m00n3y April 18, 2009

crabs

In contrast to other given definitions, it is another name for Andy Fields. He is the king of the fat people.

There goes Crabs! Hey Crabs! Crabby Crabby Crabby! Crabulous Maximus!

by Crabs February 13, 2005

crapshackle

shit

aww crapshackle

by jonnable June 12, 2003

Cranstant

The distance between a woman's inner thighs at her crotch, measured in finger width, if she is standing with her feet at shoulder's width apart. A woman must be naked or wearing tight fitting pants, shorts, swimsuit, etc. in order to estimate her cranstant. The measurement is based off of how many average size, adult male fingers you would be able to fit between her legs at her crotch.

Wow, that girl has a perfect, 2-finger cranstant!

by board4real November 22, 2010