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1. More commonly known as toilet paper, but can also be used to describe napkins used to wipe really nasty junk off of your hands. It's also more fun to say than napkin. (try it)

2. It can also be used to describe babies... Kin, like the German "chen" is often used to indicate someone or something that is small (or in an endearing mannner), so a little crap is a crapkin. (mostly because babies poop way more than you'd expect) Their diapers can also be called crapkins.
Boy- "Dad, we need some more crapkins!"

(ex. 2)
Random mom- "Dangit John, the last thing we need is another crapkin running around here!"

(3)Diaper-changing person- "Eew, little Buddy, you go through crapkins like there's no tomorrow!"
crapkin by Hans le Noir February 4, 2006
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Cracking under pressure 

When someone is really confused and doesn't know whats going on, and starts to panic.
Bill: Hey bob, wanna partyyyyyy
Sandy: Wait no come to meeeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Bill: Come to meeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Sandy: Come to meeeeeeee
Bob: (Cracking under pressure) Uhh.. uhh... ah.. ahh.. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

cranking 

to masturbate rapidly.
I'm cranking one off right now.
cranking by Doug L. September 25, 2005

Cracking 

When a person's butt is visibly sticking out of their pants
Me: Kevin was cracking today and I didn't know what to do. I just stood there
Cracking by bmc2996 September 7, 2013

Crackinyadick 

The act of stroking your penis until it's nice and hard, then firmly grasping it with both hands snaping it in a jerking motion. It is highly recommended by many physicians and has been known to prevent prostate cancer by stimulating blood flow in the lower body.
1: So man been crackinyadick?

2: No, why would I do that?

1: It helps stimulate blood flow in your lower body.
Crackinyadick by Jburns April 1, 2010

cracking sheets 

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.
Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?
cracking sheets by theman12432 February 13, 2014