cousin eater

A close friend of yours who is always crushing on one of your cousins.

“Molly has had a crush of both of my cousins!”
“Molly hooked up with my cousin!”
“she is such a cousin eater!”

by Abeck June 7, 2020

Cousinzoned

When you host a cookout or family reunion at your household, and your younger cousins want to play with your electronics but you don't want them too, but they do anyway since either your dad or their dad don't care since it's either "ThEiR mY NEpHeWS" or "ThEiR mY KiDS".

"Hey, Did you get cousinzoned last week at the cookout?" - "Yup, unfortunately"

by sclimmim December 16, 2020

Cousin dupree

Someone male soliciting incestual. Illicit sex with a relative. The term comes from an old steely dan song of. The same name. The chorus/refrain in the song is: "how about a kiss from your cousin dupree?"

Lisa:I'm not going to my family reunion this year. Beds:why not? Lisa: cousin dupree!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Cousin Josh

7’2 certified redneck with hella tattoos and a massive cock

don’t fuck with cousin josh that fool will end you.

by da coochie killa January 16, 2021

cousin complex

a cousin complex is where you simp for peoples cousins because their smoke shows.

gosh i have such a cousin complex, your older cousin is so pretty and for what 😩

by gchexu July 16, 2021

cousin sandwich

When you go to fantasy girls and sandwich a sloot between you and your cousin and high five and talk about baseball while she gasps for air.

Bro the cousin sandwich last was unforgettable. Johnson was unbelievable.

by bconz20 October 13, 2021

Cousin clappers

A cousin clapper is when two cousins clap cheeks.

Those Georgia and Alabama fans are cousin clappers!!!
Cousin: man I wish my cousin was here to watch this alabama game with me!!😉

by Michigan fan. #GOBLUE January 3, 2022