Cooter Brown

One step beyond being "drunk as a monkey."

"D" visited Hot Shots one evening. She consumed an extraordinarily large quantity of Sambuca, as well as a plentitude of Jello Shooters. Consequently, the following morning, she arrived at her place of employment as "drunk as Cooter Brown."

by Ricky Tick March 17, 2004

loler coaster

The Funniest roller coaster out there, that jsut so happens to be so funny that you must combine the words rollercoaster and lol to get the meaning across

dude lets ride that loler coaster

by The_JeFF October 16, 2006

Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.

1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.

2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.

3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.

by Voltronn October 13, 2010

cooter rooter

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.

She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.

by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008

cooter face

1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.

2. A rather obscure term of endearment.

3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.

1. God, Andy is a sweaty cooter face.

2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?

3. Fuck that, cooterface!

by Geoffrey N December 26, 2008

California Roller Coaster

When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.

I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

cooter

1: Female genitals.
2: A dim witted or stupid person hailing from a rural area. See: Redneck

So I go to the store, and this dumb cooter was in line in front of me buying four cases of chewing tobacco.

by snabald July 13, 2003