Cornelius

The second funniest man alive, and a slave

Guy: says a funny joke
You: Wow, this guy is such a Cornelius

by Blue boy123 June 8, 2023

Cornel West

he looks like morgan freeman with an afro and he rents his 2 front teeth out as a parking space

almost nobody has heard of cornel west. he has no chance in the election

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 30, 2024

cormell

A good person

Cormell is a good person

by Himmy jr. November 27, 2023

Cornelius

Certainly! Here's a dictionary-style definition for "cornelius":

Cornelius (noun):

1. A person who consistently exhibits excessive efforts to appear impressive or fashionable, often resulting in perceived insincerity or artificiality.
2. A term used colloquially to describe individuals who habitually engage in ostentatious behavior or conspicuous displays of wealth, status, or attractiveness, with the intent to gain admiration or approval from others.

Why are you flexing in front of all those girls? You’re so Cornelius

by Jacob Wheeler the 4th February 14, 2024

Cornelius Fück

Cornelius Fück is a great artist and teacher. He likes to explain modern art and repair sometimes his bike during school lessons. Also hes a omniscient narrator in the story of the world. You will recognise him by his long bicuspid beard. His cock length amounts 16,9 cm which is average for Thinkers.

Cornelius Fück has a big cock

by Der Lampe (2cm) May 23, 2024

Corwelled

When someone receives something from a Corwell that completely messes them up, sending them into an unforgettable (or regrettable) experience.

• “Dude, I wasn’t ready for last night. Corwell brought those drinks, and I’ve never seen colors like that before.”
• “Bro, you look wrecked. What happened?”
“I got Corwelled.”
• “Every time Corwell shows up, things go from 0 to 100 real quick.”

by TacomanATK November 23, 2024

Cornelius

A person that tries to fit in with a group by doing and saying anything that would make him/her seem cool to the members of the group

John is such a cornelius

by GG’s July 11, 2025