Someone who lies in wait with a keen eye for someone who is about to leave, taking the opportunity to pounce and force a conversation upon his/her prey.
I’m leaving the office now, I am going to army crawl to the door so I don’t get snatched by the conversation pouncer, if you don’t hear from me in 15 minutes, please start a fire in the building so I can be released from the jaws of this predator.
by Spitballer March 5, 2020
Get the conversation pouncermug. When you're talking to two people online and the same topic comes up in both conversations at the same time, completely unplanned by you.
Chat 1: I went to the beach today, I was so scared when I saw the 'Beware of Sharks' sign!
Chat 2: I just watched Jaws, best movie ever!
You: Major Conversation Sync.
Chat 2: I just watched Jaws, best movie ever!
You: Major Conversation Sync.
by Mattpwns March 1, 2011
Get the Conversation Syncmug. ...
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smart man: This is an inactive conversation.
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random guy: you're a nerd
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random guy: you're a nerd
by BenSav December 23, 2021
Get the inactive conversationmug. John: "Oh hi! How are the kids?"
Susan: "I ate them."
Carl: "Have you seen Susan lately?"
John: "No, her conversational kills freak me out."
Susan: "I ate them."
Carl: "Have you seen Susan lately?"
John: "No, her conversational kills freak me out."
by TheRealLegend27#nostealplz December 23, 2016
Get the Conversational Killsmug. A conversation phobic is someone who refuses to have normal conversation, only using texts to communicate very important feelings or information.
I realized that Jim is a conversation phobic when I have tried to get him to talk to me, when I call he lets the call go to his voicemail but within seconds he texts a response.
by SullieTough April 12, 2018
Get the conversation phobicmug. The conversation you have with your crush when you try to hit them up but you don't know what to say so you just ask about the homework from school.
Boy: Bro I totally hit up my crush yesterday night.
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation
by Pastazone October 25, 2018
Get the Homework Conversationmug. Courtney - "Aw what have been upto"
Hone "nothing much"
Courtney "Aw man stop being a conversation cutter"
Hone "nothing much"
Courtney "Aw man stop being a conversation cutter"
by Titonz January 18, 2016
Get the conversation cuttermug.