consultant

Someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time, and then walks off with it

a consultant is a legitimate, occasionally usefull professional adivser

by 666Mike999 August 17, 2006

Consistent

Ron Paul; maintaining a belief or practice that holds true for an extraordinarily long time; Ron Paul.

Person A: "hey dude, I'm like the most consistent person I know."

Person B: "Then you obviously don't know Ron Paul, that motherfucker is consistent."

by AbundantLiberty May 3, 2012

Conspicuous

Very visible.

Something that stands out.

by Josh October 11, 2003

consciousness

the infinite awareness of the present

To have a better understanding of consciousness you need to pay attention only to what is right here right now, in front of you. The present is not the now. The now is what is and is timeless. There is no need to be concerned with the remembered past or the anticipated future, they exist only as they are imagined. Disengage from time oriented thinking to free your self from needless worry and distratction from what is. Stay in the present moment.

by nvsk January 31, 2008

Conserve School

A grand semester school. Often given a bad rap by the hostile 4-year students who still aren't over the fact that shit happens. Explore the wilderness, get an education, and have fun for only $200!

Wow, Conserve School was such a great experience! I'm glad I didn't listen to all of the haters who are jealous they don't get this experience!

by GrowUp August 21, 2013

Conservapedia

A Wikipedia satire website that spoofs far-right Christian fundamentalism. It teasingly promotes Young Earth Creationism over evolution, jokingly labels atheism as an insidious evil infecting the world, and...wait, what? You gotta be kidding me - that site is SERIOUS?!? Good lord.

I used Conservapedia to help me write my book report, but my teacher told me I'm in third grade now, and should know better.

by voidsoul April 8, 2009

Consolences

Sympathy for a person who has a different video game console than your own.

Friend 1: "Oh, you have the Xbox One? My consolences."
Friend 2: "Shut up dude."
Friend 1: "I'm just saying I feel bad for you."

by AerPilot November 5, 2013