collying

Collying (or to colly) is done when you arrange an event/night out etc and someone who has agreed to go bails last minute with a poor excuse that you can't challenge, usually you'll get a pre bail text, and normally it's the same person in your group of friends.

Me "You still coming out tonight or are you Collying us again"
Him "yeah probably, I'll have to let you know"
Me "What do you mean probably?"
Him "well I'm trying to sort a babysitter out"
Me "Don't Colly me"
**20 mins later**

Him "Really sorry mate gonna have to let you down tonight can't get someone to look after the kids" or some equally weak excuse

by Mrmyke00 October 9, 2014

conyard

A successful con man who has sex in people's yards.

Jamal: Oi Jono! Do you know what Sam does?
Jono: No, what does he do?
Jamal: he is a professional Conyard.
Jono: No way that would be intense.

by GR33N420W33D July 29, 2014

collywodger

An overly scrupulous or pessimistic old man. One who delights in crushing the delights of others. A stick in the mud.

"Cooper didn't want to wear a rainbow boa to the pride parade because he's 'so not gay!"

"What an old collywodger!"

by minbin August 24, 2014

conlapper

Someone who cheats in a bet to win something.

That conlapper He broke a rule and expects me to pay him

by dkennsd May 14, 2015

Coolyest

To be the "coolyest" means you're cooler than cool, you just ooze coolness on a new level.

"Whoa!, Gary is just the coolyest guy ever better than all the rest, (even the best).

by ihamrealham September 9, 2015

Conlard

A man named Connor that has a giant dick and fucks hella women

Conlard is so strong

by MineNotYours July 13, 2017

conlard

A man named Connor that is very strong and has a big dick and fucks mad women

Conlard is the best at one on ones

by MineNotYours July 13, 2017