cockblock

you. ryan. basically anyone named ryan.

Person 1: "bro whats a cockblock"
Person 2: "you."
Person 1. "... what the fuck"

by cockyblockysucky April 24, 2022

Cockblocker

A cockblock/cockblocker is someone of annoyance (a fucking dick) and usually refers to someone who attempts to stop people from achieving the task of asking a girl out.

'Hey, is he bothering you?'
'No actually, he's my boyfriend, go away you cockblocker.'

by Latenightdrinker43 June 11, 2022

cockblock

when someone keeps interrupting you having sex or getting in the mood unknowingly

dude she kept knocking on our door to ask dumb questions she cockblocked us 6 times

by gorl1829 July 3, 2022

CockBlock

They type of person who stands in the way of making a forward action; Or a person who this to oppose the actions

Me and this girl went out on this date. Then a friend of mine came around and started to be a cockblock. He would always try to stay around and hang with us as we were trying to leave. He was a major cockblock

by Top G69420 August 7, 2022

Cookblock

(Verb) Acting like T. Cook by making things: proprietary, serialized (when one component is paired with another via serial numbers), difficult or impossible to repair (glueing components together, making exclusive deals with component manufacturers).

Engaging in consumer-unfriendly practices.

I wanted to replace my laptop's cracked screen, but the company Cookblocked me by making me buy an entire lid assembly instead of just the panel.

by anonymous July 20, 2023

cockblocking

KAREEM

move and stop cockblocking twin

by gos loveme August 16, 2023

cockblockerpico

A bird named Pico that your significant other loves to snuggle with especially at night. Usually until the partner falls asleep.

My lovers bird is such a cockblocker. Dude what’s her name Pico? Ha ha cockblockerpico gets more action than you.

by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023