Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend December 11, 2011

Bub's Concession Stand

The place for Swiss cake rolls, glasses of soy sauce, and letter "D"'s.

drinks a glass of soy sauce from Bub's Concession Stand Woohoo! Clear the launchway, boys! We're taking this baby TO THE MOON!

by dj gs68 April 25, 2003

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Immaculate Conception Cathedral School

The gayest middle school in the universe.

Plaid skirts, Knee high socks, white or black shoes, blue cards

Have you heard of the Immaculate conception cathedral school dance policy 'keep the holy spirit between you at all times" . It's ridiculously gay.

by loserchick360000000 December 27, 2009

blinking contest

the opposite of a staring contest

yo, im having a blinking contest

by kzli216 February 12, 2012

eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Fucking contest

Where different couples compete to see how long they can fuck and people bet money on the winner.

John and Kathy won a fucking contest.

by Deep blue 2012 September 22, 2009