apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

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Computer

A device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information.

a Computer, PC, Laptop, Notebook, PDA

by Ben9534 January 18, 2006

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Wang Computers

Saturday Night Live parody, in which young kids hock Wang brand computers.

"Wang Computers: My friends want me to come out and play ball. All I want to do is stay in my room and play with my Wang!"

by Johnny Hockett October 7, 2006

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competer

One who competes. Also how a retard says the word "computer."

Tumor the retard says, "I want to play with my competer mommy now!"

"Look at Woody and all his competers! You know he will come out on top!"

by wordy thompkins March 1, 2008

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Personal Computer

See PC.

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by Downstrike May 31, 2004

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rofl copter

rofl, standing for rolling on the floor laughing, added to copter, creating a circular spinning motion on your back. rofl copter means to laugh so hard while on the floor moving in a circle

it was soo funny that i rofl coptered

by M&B&D&J November 30, 2010

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