An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.
by castrated weasel November 12, 2008
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2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC
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3. Creator of KFC
by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003
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Lauren Collins is the girl behind the ultra-cool Paige Michalchuk on Degrassi: The Next Generation. She's really cool and nothing like her alter-ego. She wants to be in a movie like The Breakfast Club and she's really close to her family. She thinks her co-star and one of her best friends, Adamo, is smoking hot. She's best friends with Adamo and Stacey. She used to be a Disney star, but she realized she could do better than that and graduated to Degrassi. She's a natural brunette.
"Remember that blonde girl who was on the Disney channel?"
"Oh, you mean Ashley Tisdale?"
"Hell no! I'm talking about the talented blonde girl, named Lauren Collins!"
"Oh, you mean Ashley Tisdale?"
"Hell no! I'm talking about the talented blonde girl, named Lauren Collins!"
by wtffff shut up May 18, 2007
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"Mr. Collins normally sings out of tune, but his vocal harmonizers and pitch correctors fix all that."
No- go listen to one of his live performances, he is RIGHT on pitch every single time.
"Listen closely to any of his songs (even the Genesis ones) and you'll notice how his voice is always doubled and slightly echoed."
Yeah, that's called singing harmony you dunce. You sing a song two times, once in the melody and once in the harmony. Then you overlay the two and you get something that sounds wonderful.
"On the song "In the Air Tonight", about 2 minutes into the track, the filters are tweaked so that there are 3 versions of his voice singing at the same time - the 'normal' filtered version, a comical low pitched version, and his real voice. The low, weak, screechy, high voice in the background is his real singing voice."
Yeah, once again- three times recorded to make a harmony.
"Oh and FYI, the 'drum solo' on "In the Air..." was done on a drum machine, so I really don't know how it is considered a solo when a machine is playing it throughout the whole song."
If you've ever watched a Collins documentary, he explains why he did so- because he wanted to keep a constant beat and anyone good drummer would have tweaked it and detracted attention from the lyrics.
"But once again, he is a great drummer..."
Yes, yes he is.
Phil Collins is not a fag, he's not stupid, he is sincere, humble, and a fantastic singer with a great voice and perfect pitch.
"Mr. Collins normally sings out of tune, but his vocal harmonizers and pitch correctors fix all that."
No- go listen to one of his live performances, he is RIGHT on pitch every single time.
"Listen closely to any of his songs (even the Genesis ones) and you'll notice how his voice is always doubled and slightly echoed."
Yeah, that's called singing harmony you dunce. You sing a song two times, once in the melody and once in the harmony. Then you overlay the two and you get something that sounds wonderful.
"On the song "In the Air Tonight", about 2 minutes into the track, the filters are tweaked so that there are 3 versions of his voice singing at the same time - the 'normal' filtered version, a comical low pitched version, and his real voice. The low, weak, screechy, high voice in the background is his real singing voice."
Yeah, once again- three times recorded to make a harmony.
"Oh and FYI, the 'drum solo' on "In the Air..." was done on a drum machine, so I really don't know how it is considered a solo when a machine is playing it throughout the whole song."
If you've ever watched a Collins documentary, he explains why he did so- because he wanted to keep a constant beat and anyone good drummer would have tweaked it and detracted attention from the lyrics.
"But once again, he is a great drummer..."
Yes, yes he is.
Phil Collins is not a fag, he's not stupid, he is sincere, humble, and a fantastic singer with a great voice and perfect pitch.
Person 1: Dude. Phil Collins CANT sing but he is a great drummer.
Person 2: Oh really? I'd like to hear you sing in perfect pitch- both the harmony and the melody.
Person 2: Oh really? I'd like to hear you sing in perfect pitch- both the harmony and the melody.
by trevor.morgan.fan April 25, 2008
Get the Phil Collins mug.a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009
Get the colonel sander's surprise mug.Person with this name is claimed to have intense skills that are needed in the basic world. Often in a jolly mood inside, and is more than ideal for activities related to intimate relationships and is more than successful in life.
by anna156 February 24, 2009
Get the Collins mug.A character from Trailer Park Boys. Phil Collins is named after a British guy nobody cares about. Phil is a local cheeseburger enthusiast and manages a motel. He gets increasingly mad when one stares at his rather large gut. Phil is often seen selling mackerel and trout in liquor store parking lots. He also owns a mobile cheeseburger shop with his boys called the Dirty Burger.
Bubbles: "Who do I know the greasy bastard from? Holy fuck boys, it's Phil Collins!"
Phil: "Hey Bubbles. wanna buy some trout?"
Phil: "Hey Bubbles. wanna buy some trout?"
by AnarchyStocking May 14, 2011
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