Marcus Cobley

A person who is nice at times apart from when he goes to the zoo, where he starts hitting on all the zebras and monkeys. His thing is tiny so he can only do it with dogs.

Oh look! It’s a Marcus Cobley

by Abcs123aimmgonnamligmay April 24, 2019

The Colby effect

You date a boy, you feel very happy with them and then you break up with them because they’re a dickhead and then they are mean to you because they can’t face the rejection which proves exactly why you broke up with them in the first place.

“How come lily looks so depressed today?”

“Oh she’s been struck by the Colby effect. Again!”

by usnsksnsoswsn June 24, 2019

dirty cobe

A homosexual male that loves getting their cheeks spread by cock. Often a maidenless beta male, and can be found at the local gay bar most nights. When not getting their guts mixed up usually enjoys Taco Bell and touching grace.

“Hey what’d you do last night?” “Fulfilled my life long fantasy of a dirty cobe and all my taco
Bell fell out of me”

by Nahfamubuggin March 7, 2022

Feeling like a Colby

Being in a really good mood but always needing sleep

I've been feeling like a Colby lately. I'm feeling really good but I'm always sleepy for some reason

by K455 November 18, 2020

Sam and Colby Day

October 23rd - This is when they started YouTube… they are celebrated each year for this.

“Y’all i can’t believe what today is!”
“What do you mean? What’s today?”
“It’s Sam and Colby day. It’s when they started YouTube.”

by Radicaler October 1, 2023

Colby

A large mammal like horse, that Nicki clearly rides.

Haha, did you see Nicki riding that Colby?

by nicole snapshack April 30, 2009

Pulling a Stephen Colbert

When you get something named after you.

Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is the "undisputed king of getting things named after"* him. He has a sea turtle, a Ben & Jerry's ice cream, a bald eagle, a trapdoor spider, and many other things named after him.

*Quote by Stephen Colbert

"Whoa, that building is named after you? Talk about pulling a Stephen Colbert."

by mcspringy September 19, 2009