MyWay Code

That part of the highway code that just doesn't apply to you. Applicable at junctions, one-way streets, when u-turning, or when you're just feeling too awesome for the rules.

Mad Mike: "You can't hook up a u-turn here!"

Xzibit: "Yo dawg, not accordin' to the MyWay Code, yo."

*crash, dawg.*

by Captain_Cauliflower September 21, 2009

dress code conformist

One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.

I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

google coder

A programmer who doesn't really know how to code. Google search is their main source for finding out how to do something while they hack in a solution. They are usually from the tech boom before the bubble burst, mid to late 90's, and they were hired during a time when companies didn't really care if you could code or not.....or at least they didn't do a very good job testing people's skill or looking up their background to see if they knew what they were doing.

John: Why is this code so poorly written?

Bobby: Ah, that was Carl's work, he is a google coder!

by manual63 November 28, 2012

Percussion Code

This really cute chick on Twitter that likes to bang things and such because drummers/percussionists do that and they do it attractively.

"There's Percussion Code bein fine as hell again."

by L1v1nN1ghtmar3 February 19, 2014

corona code

When you've had too many Coronas for your code to make much sense anymore.

'Can you do a review of my corona code from last night? I barely remember what I even wrote... but it works!'

by Big Buddha September 20, 2016

Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017

dReSs cOdE

A STUPID code and rule usually found at schools or jobs, that makes no sense at all. This dress code is hated by mostly everyone but, the goody two-shoes that just want clout from their teachers.

Betty- I hate the stupid dress code soo much.
Isabella- They made me switch my shorts because they "showed too much skin."
Betty- But they made me take off my hoodie, because it's "not allowed inside!"
Isabella- This dress code makes no FRICKING SENSE!!!

by Oof_Miaaa December 5, 2018