by 1337 Fork July 31, 2005
The product of when some ignorant, over-confident fuckface writes in a hundred lines what you could write in a simple switch statement. This will undoubtedly include unneeded procedures and/or functions, unnecessary global variables, and unnecessarily abstracted include files. The purpose is to stroke the already inflated ego of said limp-dick programmer. And the result is that after management gets a clue and fires this jackass, you become the poor bastard who has to debug this pile of shit when it inevitably breaks down.
Security guard: What are you still doing here. It's seven o'clock. Shouldn't you be at home with your wife?
poor bastard: I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Hank was trying to accomplish in this spaghetti code.
poor bastard: I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Hank was trying to accomplish in this spaghetti code.
by Mark VZ December 11, 2006
Britney: Hey Berners, you're good with computers and that, right?
Berners-Lee: Yeah.
Britney: Do you know any myspace codes? I'm a bit confused.
Berners-Lee: You mean HTML and CSS?
Britney: Huh?
Berners-Lee: Yeah.
Britney: Do you know any myspace codes? I'm a bit confused.
Berners-Lee: You mean HTML and CSS?
Britney: Huh?
by Gordon Hanzmann-Johnson April 15, 2008
Rosalind- "...yeah totally, same"
*dude that Rosalind hates walks in*
Emily- "oh shiz! CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED!!!"
*dude that Rosalind hates walks in*
Emily- "oh shiz! CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED!!!"
by Goodemilyegg November 24, 2013
The formerly unwritten rule that you don't date, hit on, hook up with or do your friend's ex boyfriends/girlfriends...
CiCi: Did you know that Bee hooked up with P's ex last night?
Lulu: WTF? That completely violates friend code.
Lulu: WTF? That completely violates friend code.
by WoobieGee August 11, 2008
Programming through the night to finish a project.
The phrase can also be used to make light of outdated programming practices.
The phrase can also be used to make light of outdated programming practices.
1. We'll just work on it all night until we finish. It'll be fun - we'll code by candlelight, like they did in the olden days.
2. Damn... QBasic? Was this coded by candlelight? Did you have to carve it in a stone tablet?
2. Damn... QBasic? Was this coded by candlelight? Did you have to carve it in a stone tablet?
by progamer124 February 09, 2006
When a girl is not giving it up easily, you do a series of events/tricks/moves that you know will put her in the mood for sure.
by mcdoug June 20, 2010