sunshine coach 

UK equiv. of short bus.

Oh no! Not the Sunshine Coach!

sunshine coach by oracle March 12, 2004

nutrition coach 

An individual who would like to be a dietitian but is too lazy or incompetent to get a BS or MS in nutrition, complete 1200 hours of practical experience and pass a national exam.

I don't eat carbs because my nutrition coach said they are bad for me.

nutrition coach by Fresh foodie August 12, 2014

Life Coach 

A life coach is a narcissist who is trying to capitalize on their capacity to make others believe they’re better than them. They generally are pretty messed-up themselves and will try to influence you into adopting a life style that resembles theirs because of course they got it all figured out. A life coach is likely teach questionable mindsets such as toxic positivity and empty empowerment or to give uneducated advice about nutrition, exercise, weight loss, mental health, career and love life, only to name a few. They might also try to lure you into sketchy practices such as multi-level marketing, alternative medicine, crystals and similar pseudoscience concepts.

My vegan yoga instructor with zero education has offered to become my life coach for a mere 300$ a month!

Life Coach by Powercat The Gamer November 7, 2022

roach coach

A Roach Coach refers to a coach with a passionate love for one athlete, but neglects the rest of the team. This type of coach is usually from Minnesota.

Coach Woods loves Dusty so much, he is the biggest roach coach.

roach coach by isthisthekindofdayitsgoingtobe December 17, 2019

dizzy coach 

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.

I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.

dizzy coach by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

Bucket Coach 

Someone who isn't AS drunk as the person throwing up into a bucket, garbage can, sink, toilet, etc. The Bucket Coach is usually drunk, and thus willing to help their comrades with their 'ordeal'.

They can either be yelling words of encouragement, holding the bucket, holding the person puking, or a combination of these.

Example:

Bucket Coach: "COME ON puke out that fireball like a motherfucking DRAGON!!!" *Slaps puker on the back*

Puker: *BLAAAAAGHRGGHHGRGHHH* "I feel...be.." *BLAAAAHGGGRRGHH*

Bucket Coach by SO4 December 10, 2009

head coach

i) A yes man
ii) A patsy

iii) A puppet
vulgar

iv) a stepmom giving advice to her step daughter.

Oh, I see that lovely portly retail magnate Michael Ashley has installed Steve Bruce as head coach

vulgar

Hi mom my boyfriend is coming round tonight and I don’t know what to do. Will you be my head coach?

head coach by Marjorie Osborne July 17, 2019