clementine

A Clementine is the result of a cheeto dick and an ass tulip.

That clementine I gave your mom last night looked like the real thing until it started bleeding.

OR

Hey Slick, I licked the clementine I gave your little sister. It wasn't as sweet and juicy as I expected, but I had to get the taste of her meatloaf out of my mouth somehow.

by Josh Wright January 12, 2005

Clementine

When, Late at night, the male in the relationship approaches his spouse not to be seen by her in any way, and while she watches her favorite late night sit-com on the love seat in her newly furnished living room, the male appears... very slowly from behind the couch, and when fully covering her body with his monsterous shadow, he pours a bag of sugar on her forehead and runs away faster than the man on the side of my gatorade bottle.

My Wife was startled by the massive Clementine i unleashed on her face when she was watching HOuse.

by FLincher?!?!?! May 20, 2006

clemen

Clevage that has been covered in semen

After being titty fucked she was covered in clemen

by buenjamon December 15, 2008

Clemsoning

Lazy, pathetic journalism. Typically used by no-talent, agenda driven ass-clowns on ESPN as a click-bait plea.

ESPN's college football coverage sucks so bad, they resort to Clemsoning in a sad attempt to remain relevant. Any sports fan with a brain laughs at them.

by TigerRugger80 December 1, 2015

Clemund

First appearing in the show "Family Guy," clemund is a word used to describe or offend someone you have ill feelings toward.

"Did you see that clemund Joe yesterday?"
or "Stop being such a clemund!"

by Popular Vernacular October 3, 2009

Clementine Suicide

1.model on Suicidegirls.com.
2.scene queen.
3.one of the best dressed people on the internet, always wearing designer labels.

clementine suicide should be my baby's momma.

by scenescuzzy August 5, 2008

Clemen

You dont want to know

Everybody likes a little Clemen

by Alec Kirkman December 15, 2008