Claire

Claire is the most attractive girls you will ever meet, she is very smart, loyal, and very hot. All the boys want her and all the girls hate her because of her beauty. Claire is physically and mentally attractive she has a really creative mind and is just funny in general. Claire will be the best person you have ever met.

Guy: omg claire is so ..etc
Girls:stfu all you guys do is talk about claire and how hot she is blah blah blah

by Anonymous always August 12, 2017

Claire

A crazy bitch who likes meth and monthers who is a great friend who stands up for herself and has a hard time taking risks! But every now and a then she get the nerv to text Travis or go over to jordans house or scream things like "DERICK" or "BECKYY" in a breathing in voice. Claire is a very nice girl who gets really mad sometimes and hats her stupid sister. And sometimes yells at her dad that might not be her real dad to stfu and we all still lover her but not savanna savanna JUST USES HER FOR ATTENTION!

Onaca- "hey Claire wanna go do some meth?" Claire- "HELL YA I LOVE METH!!! DERICK BECKY??? MONSTERS??? SHES IN THE SKYYY" onaca- "hell ya they are, LETS GO FLY BITCH" Claire- *HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH* Onaca- *HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

by Onaca BAQNANA May 19, 2017

claire ting

an egg, heavily salted.

Tyler wanted Claire Ting for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by caesia May 26, 2017

Claire

A mean bitch that should die and looks like a turtle.

Person1: who is that turtle ugly girl?!
Person2: umm i don’t know but she looks really ugly and rude and she looks like she can bite my face off!!! That is what a claire is!

by 3365hilol October 28, 2019

wheel chaired

To be so impaired from drink or drugs that a wheel chair is needed to move you.

Justin was so trashed in the Las Vegas Airport after a weekend of partying that security deemed him "unfit to fly" and he had to be wheel chaired out of the airport.

by Alphonse Drzzny December 29, 2008

Claire Danes

A rather pretty and convincingly female actress who, due to a genetic defect, was born was a penis. It is approximate ten inches in length, three in diameter at the shaft, and was used to make Nick Stahl scream like a little bitchboy while filming Terminator 3.

-Claire Danes is really hot.
-Yeah, but she has a dick.
-I don't care. I'd suck it.
-...Gay."

by Blorpfuck July 12, 2011

claire

1. a beautiful, young woman who takes pride in her good morals.
2. a stupid, blonde whore.
3. fatass

1. yeah, i am going out with claire.
2. wow, shes so claire. she hooked up with my best friends boyfriend.
3. man that girl eats like a claire.

by qwertyuuioppp July 16, 2008