two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Egg and Chips

A euphamism for sex. First used in World War 2, whilst the british soldiers were in france, the french prostitutes would proposition them by saying "egg and chips johnny?".

"last night was good man, egg and chips for the first time in months"

by Jabbra December 14, 2012

Chopsticks

Two penises coming together to pick up objects. requires extreme skill and length. Also a good buddy.

Why would anyone use the word chopsticks like this? Who would do that?

by PonchoFox January 4, 2015

Chips is Chips

Chips is Chips: a statement that can be used in many scenarios to more or less declare that "it is what it is", or "live and let go". Almost always this saying is used to eleviate the intensity of a conversation, conflict, or dilemma at hand. It helps us single out the petty worries of day to day living.

Husband: "Oh what a terrible day! We lost power today at the office, I was stuck in traffic for two hours, and got pulled over ten minutes before I got home!"
Wife: "Don't worry about it so much dear, chips is chips."

by RitaIsItalianForICE January 5, 2009

manky chops

(adj) a positive adjective used to describe a hardcore and good sounding guitar lick.
"manky" refers to the lick being "sick" or "ill" witch in slang terms means good.

Drummer: "I'll lay down a beat"
Guitar: "ok cool, i'll lay down some manky chops over it."

"Dude get a load of these manky chops"

by theguitarguy March 30, 2009

Bricks and chips

Weed and money

I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips.

by Notoriously loved January 5, 2011

hide the chips

Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.

This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".

A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.

*past participle of "hide the chips"

by Mr. Cardboard June 27, 2011