Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌

If you’re searching Valley Center middle school you can probably relate 🫃

by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

Croatia: The First Juvenile Detention Center: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Croatia: The First Juvenile Detention Center: The First Juvenile Release.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 7, 2025

Centerize

To be placed in the middle of something.

I need to centerize my books on the bookshelf.

by Aurakeptñ October 13, 2025

center console

A woman's vagina, because it is both in da middle of her body and is something dat can work wonders to help a less-than-cheery-'n'-chipper dude feel better while he's nesting and/or thrusting his penis inside of her.

If da honey-hole between a gal's legs is a "center console" for a guy's love-pipe, would "front console" refer to da tits of said chick, in dat a guy could soothe and satisfy his "lonesome-and-empty" emotions by "filling" his thirsting hands with said warm luscious pillows of pliable protoplasm? Perhaps said guy's warm fuzzy chest could also be viewed as a "front console" for said baby-feeders-equipped human, in dat she could rest her head against said hunk's heated-'n'-carpeted heart-region and thus be comforted herself in times of distress.

by QuacksO January 2, 2025

Game Center CX

A Japanese variety show involving a guy named Shinya Arino playing all kinds of video games as the main focus or rather "Challenging" them.

He's not very good at em but he gives it his all.

"You should go watch 'Game Center CX'. It's a pretty good show minus the obvious language barrier." - Me

by Adelaide Brenda January 16, 2023

center soft

A penis that does not become fully erect or is fully dead

His dick was center soft and this caused the girl to masturbate herself.

by nene1234 April 21, 2021

Cunt Distribution Center

A bitch who's beyond the level of just being a cunt, she's so much worse because even a small interaction with her puts everyone in a bad mood and ruins your whole day. She's distributing her negativity all over the place.

I can't stand to be around Karen, she's such a fucking cunt distribution center, she better not try to talk to me.

by KmoCorner March 22, 2017