Jesse and Carlos

two dumbasses with big hearts and no brains despite the fact that some of us rather enjoy the company of these athletic men with abs carved of gold and shoulder blades made of marble. they are pure gods whom you would be blessed with being in the presence of. imagine the sexual encounters you could enjoy with the two of men. the raw tension. imagine being in a secluded cabin with us for a month. no wifi, no tv. just us steaming in the hot sexual atmosphere. amazing.
"hey are those Jesse and Carlos?"
"no, they're just dumbasses"
"what's the difference?"
by p0lar March 24, 2019
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Shawberto Carlos

Luke Shaw, but referencing to his amazing gameplay and skills in EURO 2020 comparing him with the Fenerbahçe legend, Roberto Carlos.
-Have you seen the goal Luke Shaw scored last game?
-Yeah, man. I'm telling you, he is Shawberto Carlos!
by ozgunxd January 09, 2022
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carlos customs

One of the best artist in the world. If you ever need a piece of art done that is your guy. He specializes in customizing shoes but he can pretty much do anything you ask him to do. If you ever happen to meet this person you may consider yourself to be the luckiest human being on earth.
Example 1
Guy 1: “ hey did you see that artist over there”
Guy 2: “ is it Carlos Customs
Guy1: “no”
Guy 2: “ then I don’t give a fuck

Example 2
“ go follow Carlos customs on Instagram”
by TheArtAficionado February 16, 2019
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carlos delcid

The most sexiest guy you’ll ever see , he has a huge crotch
by Nijjer Faggot October 09, 2017
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Carlos Adão

Hes a brazillian warrior of peace and love. Mysterious and handsome, not many know him, but those who do, knows that hes a genius, a master, a god. And he's everywhere.
OMG It's Carlos Adão!!! He's everywhere!! Carlos Adão is love, peace and life!!
by Charles_Adam June 17, 2013
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Dirty Carlo

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.
Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.
by Miwo July 28, 2023
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Sweaty Carlos

Shoving spicy chili into your partners rectum and mouth simultaneously causing them to sweat.
Co Worker: me and my girl tried a Sweaty Carlos last night

Me: stop we're only work friends
by penisadult November 17, 2021
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