the act of fornicating in a parka and snow pants modified to improve access to the genitalia and anus
holy poop, my girl friend got me a gortex snow suite, i can't wait to teacher her "Canada's history"
by napalm113 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by jwb330 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Something so void of actual events that it tricks new history majors into thinking Canada is a new country.
"I'm supposed to write a paper about Canada's history"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"
by Uhly February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. A highly perverse form of sexual intercourse involving adult pleasureables that can be directly (and stereotypically) attributed to Canada. Such examples of said pleasurables could include moose antlers, Canadian whisky, and the stanley cup.
Jess & Gary could not engage themselves any longer in "canada's history," as it took too much a toll on her body.
by jmblas February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.
This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.
This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
by Moose Hatchery February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. shoving a moose antler up a female's ass while pouring maple syrup from a male's chode to the female's mouth. also, during fornication, both parties are wrapped in the canadian flag and listen to mountie calls
by Operandus February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. (N.) "Canada's History" is the Canadian national sport where two males dip their penises into a large jug of Canadian maple syrup, then place their syrup soaked penises into a large ant hill trying to catch as many ants on their respective penises as possible. Then the contestants must then attempt to fill the Stanley cup with these ants. The first male to fill the Stanley cup wins the coveted "about eh" Moose Antler hat rack trophy and a coupon to Bennigans.
Hey did you watch Canada's History last night?
Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.
Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.
by Drewburns February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.