Brozen Burrito

When a guy that you thought was your bro, puts a frozen burrito in your ass because you are passed out from drinking too much tequila.

Ron is such a jerk dude, he gave me a brozen burrito last night. I hate Mexican food, he knows that.

by Beckerballs March 12, 2012

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volcano burrito

The act of putting Tabasco Sauce on ones' dick then fucking a girl in the ass.

Dude, yesterday I gave Noel a volcano burrito and right when I came I screamed "National Geographic cover bitch!"

by El toro loco bueno October 23, 2010

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Russian Burrito

Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.

After school, I gave the headmaster's daughter a Russian Burrito. Her bony spine hurt my knuckles.

by Dingle Barry February 09, 2009

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wet burrito

As everyone knows, making a wet burrito is always a group activity. First, everyone cums on a blanket. Then the chosen party is rolled up tightly in said blanket burrito-style, and then everyone cums on the blanket again creating a wet burrito. In many circles this method of showing affection is held in high regard.

Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!

by miss dizzy January 27, 2017

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