Joe Brandon

Literal Dementia. Used to describe when one cannot remember or stumble in speech.

Person one: I think that we should awebufagulabiusescuseme....ahem
Person two: think you just had a Joe Brandon!

by Маршал Чилтонов July 7, 2022

Big Nigga Brandon

Big Nigga Brandon, the nigga who owns tiddy fucc and has lots of sex with athena, its pretty hot i watched once

man BIG NIGGA BRANDON IS THE BIGGEST NIGGA WHO BIGGED AND SHIT JOHN FEEL?

by nigganigganiggaJAYnigga April 18, 2018

Brandon

Perfect,sweet,amazing guy,adorable,handsome, sexy
The guy whom Mckenna Loves more then anything.
Talented, Very Lovable, The Man whom McKenna will be with forever.

Brandon is so amazing, i love him. i hope this pefect man stays with me forever.?

by KennalovesBrandon January 31, 2009

brandon c margera

bam margera's real name. the c stands for cole. when bam was little he always ran into things so his grandpa called him bam. that's what i heard at least.

brandon cole margera

by loonyangel April 17, 2006

Brandon Marks

The greatestestest guy ever. He makes me giggle. Great taste in music;;amazing eyes. Can't bowl, but that's okay, haha. My best guy friend, possibly? HottHottHott :D
I love this kid, haha. :

Brandon Marks. What the hell does it matter?! Meet the dude and you won't need a damn example :P

by BarneyIsAmazinggg. January 4, 2009

Brandon

A Brandon is short. Shorter than others in size. Listens well and apparently knows how to treat a woman. Funny and is well you know kinda of cute. Looks like he could be cuddley.

A brandon ussually takes a girl he likes on a first date. Maybe to dinner and a movie or something along those lines.

by def. taller than you November 22, 2011

Dark Brandon

A highly cringy take by political and media marketing to make President Biden seem cool.

Stop trying to make Dark Brandon happen! It's so cringe!!

by Blood Alpha August 9, 2022