Bring Me The Horizon

Quite simply, they are the most disgraceful excuse for music the world has ever witnessed in the metal music genre.

All those with common sense will realize that Bring Me The Horizon is a pathetic excuse for 'deathcore' or 'metal'. Even then, many will struggle to even call it neither 'metal' or 'deathcore.

The band itself comprises of utter failures. The band only receives attention via their lead singer, Oli Sykes. He is praised by millions upon millions of unintelligent emo and scenester chicks who think he is "t0talllly hawt <3".

All guy fans are also obviously scenesters and praise Oli once again for his apparent vocal talent which appears completely non-existent to the those without tone death problems.

Bring Me The Horizon's fans have a high chance of not knowing jack-shit about any band member except for Oli. For further proof of the scenester chicks and tone-death scenester men, simply check the bands Myspace page comment's box.

One final issue is the criticism. Simply googling reviews of Bring Me The Horizon will behold plentiful results where heavy metal critics detest the band and point out the band's lack of talent, especially in the area of guitar riffs.

So please, do yourself a favour, avoid Bring Me The Horizon/BMTH and hate them with a passion whilst trying to convert their scenester fans to the truth and the lack of talent possessed by BMTH.

Male Scenester: I love Bring Me The Horizon!!!

Person: Really? I didn't know you love cock.

Example Two:
Female Scenester: I love Oli Sykes!!!

Person: Really? I didn't know you loved pussy.

by Spence7 May 15, 2009

bring the wang

To have a large penis, also to use this large penis in question to its fullest abilities

Yeah, Brad puts out alright, but Cole can really bring the wang.

by Diem Jay January 13, 2009

Bringerzl

A 3 foot tall fish demi-god that takes your spleen to clone you

Man, I just sacrficed my spleen to bringerzl to get a clone for math class.

by Br1nger0bac4n February 17, 2009

Bring the mayo

Ejaculation; usually externally on a female.

"I fucked Stacy last night, and boy did I bring the mayo if you catch my drift."

by pseudomnomnom September 20, 2009

Broing my style

A term used when someone is bothering, pestering, or won't give you enough personal space. Can also be used when a person's bad vibes are influencing your poor performance.

Dude: Yo bro! Sick new pants eh! Woah! They feel so soft! I especially love the sequins around the crotch!
Bro: You're broing my style mate! You're broing my style!

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

bring it back in town

A phrase that mexicans or mexican americans use that basically means to show people their best. It was derived from when poor mexicans used to go to America and work in low paying jobs. Then they would come back home to their poor little towns and brag about their earnings and they would say, "lo trajimos al pueblo" which means bring it back in town. Now it is used when Mexicans or Mexican Americans are about to show off their dance moves, when they are about to freestyle a rap, when they are succesful and they come back to show off to their family, when their about to kick some ass at a sporting event such as a soccer game, etc.

Mexican #1: Yo fool, we got the hottest dance moves.

Mexican #2: Alright homie, lets BRING IT BACK IN TOWN.

Mexican #1: Lets do it homie.

by eddie5555 November 30, 2010

bring a towel

Common advice for hookers.

"Don't forget to bring a towel."

"Maybe grab some condoms but don't forget to bring a towel."

by Hitler's Sister June 5, 2016