Brown Alert

When the urgency to defecate is so intense you're only mere moments from soiling yourself.

"I had to clench my ass cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because I was having a serious brown alert."

Brown Alert by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009

Brown Church Girl 

Imagine a white church girl, then imagine a brown girl. Then put those stereotypes together and you get this rare specimen. They’ll fuck you in a parking lot on Saturday night but still go to church the next morning like a church girl. But they’ll also have to whisper everytime they’re on FaceTime with you so her parents can’t hear her talking to a guy and also never be allowed to leave the house just like a brown girl. Despite all of this, however, if you meet one you should never let her go. Because she may change your life forever.

Oh look, it’s that brown church girl Karen. I heard her fucking her secret BF in the parking lot last night.

Brown Church Girl by StoneColdKiller12 December 8, 2020

Green and brown m&m 

Its a way of saying someone is a lesbian

"Yoo i heard she is into green and brown m&ms"

Green and brown m&m by I like boobs April 19, 2021

Brown skin girl 

Browns skin girl’s skin is just like pearls. It’s the best thing in the world. Brown skin girls are the definition of beauty.

Brown skin girl’s are absolute goddesses.

Brown skin girl by Thatgirllyy July 28, 2019

brown finger poncho 

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.

wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

brown finger poncho by master battes October 15, 2007

Brown Pants Moment

That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.

Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"

Brown Pants Moment by schmowo November 19, 2009

brown your meat 

1). To have sex with a negro
2). To have anal sex
3). Penis augmentation surgery with the intent of creating a franken negroid like cock

1). Paul browned his meat in Keisha

2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!

3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'

brown your meat by doctor yamamoto August 26, 2010