Jason Browning

Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.

John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".

by Lance the sad man January 10, 2013

Incognito Browsing

Slang for watching pornography.

David: Your wrist looks pretty jacked up, how'd you injure it?
Mike: I was incognito browsing all night.

by Rwhite84 June 29, 2016

premature blowing

The act of destroying the vagina on a pregnant woman while the currently growing foetus jerks you off from the inside.

Oh yeah I got a premature blowing from my girl and our unborn son last night. He still has hold of my foreskin.

by Adam dankstorm December 29, 2018

bubble blowing

The act of eating a girl's pussy after cumming in it, causing cum bubbles to form in the vaginal cavity.

Man, I was eating my girl's pussy and I realized I was bubble blowing, because I had just shot my load in her. I almost gagged.

by PSYCH0 September 7, 2006

Blowing the candle

To give a blow job, particularly on your birthday.

Now Jon was 50, he had a lot of candles. Jon would be blowing the candle all night long.

by stusx10 January 11, 2018

Browning

To browse the Internet on your mobile phone or iPod device while taking a sloppy brown shit

Guy 1: I just found this bitching website on my iPhone while i was browsing, taking a shit

Guy 2: dude, you were browning in there?

Browning

by Slanguy85 September 5, 2011

blowing

a mispelling of bowling.

guy: how about we go bowling?
girl: I love blowing!

by guh. January 13, 2008