Dumb Blonde

A girl who is very stupid. Usally from the upper middle class, or first class. A girl whose dad gets her everything. OH ya! also is very unintelligant, and stupid. Everyone loves the girl, she is the most popular girl in the school. Yet what no one notices is, she is actually very smart on the inside, for if she wasn't she wouldn't be able to manage the whole school. AnDD the girl usally has a ginaromous mansion, shops from Juicy Coture every other day. Usually love hell more than Heaven.

Danny: Yo dawg see da girl over there?
Tom: U mean emily? The dumb blonde?
Danny: ya... her dad owns the Northshore International Enterrpieses
Tom: wtf is that?

Danny: The own Home Depot and Apple
Tom: so?
Danny: She can see inside any of our houses cuz her daddy planted cameras inside of all the towns appliances, bought from home depot.
Tom: But shes stupid
Danny: Not as stupid as may think... She has watched u...do naughty things....

by DannyykOgan October 27, 2011

blonde dictionary

A dictionary so that we can basicly make up words a blonde would use.

Prettiful is so a word, look it up in the blonde dictionary.

by inluvno1carez December 21, 2006

That Blonde Girl

A girl who ruins your life.

"You're probably with that blonde girl, who always made me doubt. She's so much older than me. She's everything I'm insecure about."

by Voldy Moldy January 30, 2021

blonde moment

er..um...can't think

er..um...can't think

by natural blonde October 3, 2003

blonde theory

The theory that when a member of the male gender automatically looks at the body of a female with blonde hair. And in return, she is automatically more attractive than a brunette or any other hair color counterpart.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Hell yeah man! Blonde theory?
Guy 1: Blonde theory!

by TheBlondeTheory35 October 7, 2011

blonde beggar

Known as the 'blonde beggar', she was one of the premiere PBS personalities in the Buffalo area. She was always featured on the funding drives. Real name unknow, big in the 80s and early 90s.

The blonde beggar is at it again on Channel 17.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

blond job

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.

Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.

by harry day October 26, 2009