Jungle booking

The act of scratching/massaging your back on an object such as the corner of a wall or a tree. Similar to Baloo, while he sings Bear Necessities in the movie Jungle Book.

Damn bro, sorry for jungle booking on the corner of your pantry.

You jungle booking son of a bitch.

by 2 shoes June 11, 2017

Cock blocking

When somebody fucking up your chance to get a bitch

The teacher was cock blocking in the hallway when I was trying to kiss my girl

by Gregaboo May 27, 2018

premature blowing

The act of destroying the vagina on a pregnant woman while the currently growing foetus jerks you off from the inside.

Oh yeah I got a premature blowing from my girl and our unborn son last night. He still has hold of my foreskin.

by Adam dankstorm December 29, 2018

Talk Blocking

The kids at school who say "let's stop talking and get to work".

Nico: Did you know you could inject heroin into your coochie?
Quinn: Did you know you could eat it?
Louis: Did you know we can stop talking and get to work?
Quinm: Stop talk blocking us

by Z.queen December 6, 2019

bubble blowing

The act of eating a girl's pussy after cumming in it, causing cum bubbles to form in the vaginal cavity.

Man, I was eating my girl's pussy and I realized I was bubble blowing, because I had just shot my load in her. I almost gagged.

by PSYCH0 September 7, 2006

on-ramp blocking

the practice of preventing a driver from safely merging onto a freeway or other high-speed roadway. this is accomplished by the blocking car driving at the same speed as the merging car, and directly slongside. this action usually causes the merging driver to back off and merge behind the blocker; sometimes, though, the two cars collide because neither one gives way. often associated with NASCAR fans on public roads, on-ramp blocking is also common in major metropolitan areas.

jed: man, i couldn't believe it!! i was trying to get on the freeway, but some clown in a hyundai accent decided to ride alongside of me until we almost crashed at the entrance. what a jag-off!
ned: yeah, too many people commit random acts of on-ramp blocking these days. i'll take the back roads and avoid trouble.

by earpuller July 2, 2006

Blowing the candle

To give a blow job, particularly on your birthday.

Now Jon was 50, he had a lot of candles. Jon would be blowing the candle all night long.

by stusx10 January 11, 2018