by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018

by TracynSteph August 17, 2011

When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.
Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?
Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015

When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.
God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
by avialae November 15, 2020

When a marching band is performing a show and someone lands on someone else's dot, or position on the field, making the person unable to correctly hit their dot. Similar to cock blocking.
by thefb October 12, 2010

by Manfred the Degenerate March 9, 2021
