Blind Bust

When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.
I'm gonna go blind bust... BRB
by fredfazbea October 23, 2023
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Comma Blindness

A bullshit excuse for not paying attention to the punctuation or context of a written message
me: "Take it to random, people"
Sean: "Which random people?"
Sean has comma blindness
by commablindness September 21, 2017
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Blind Zoro

When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.
OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro
by Mag 56 November 29, 2020
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truth-blind

A person who only believes lies,
A person who only sees truth through lies.
He is completely truth-blind, he believes all of our lies.
by xSoulFish December 19, 2016
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Born Blind

Definition:
An Asian that has eyes so small it looks like they're shut.
Sentence:
Chris: Hey Davit, that old Asian lady is born blind!
Davit: Oh damn!
by שואה (sheckles) February 02, 2016
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Sneeze blinded

When you drive into a traffic circle while sneezing
by 1EVLBRD November 12, 2012
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blind romance

The man suffered from blind romance, similar to snow blind
by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013
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