Blake

has a long dong and likes to wong. He gets all the biddies in his sleep.

holy crap have you seen blake wong his wang?!

by Blake the Swegger July 18, 2018

gym bike

When a man is lying on his back, pretending to be pedaling while jerking off, and finishing with a batch on his face.

I caught my buddy working on his gym bike, and man, I guess he finished his workout.

by Ryan Eaves July 22, 2008

Biker Bitch

A tatted-out, used-up lookin broad (sometimes a hottie) who rides on the back of a bike, smokes cigarettes, drinks wine coolers, tries to act tough, and has more balls than the insecure guy riding the bike. If she's a hottie, you wonder if she does trampish things. If she is not a hottie, you put that awful thought out of your mind.

"Hey Sam, you see that hot chick on the back of Snake's bike? No John, I don't, I see one big biker bitch ridin a sweet chrome horse, but wish she was ridin me.

by Silver Spaceship May 6, 2010

Nigga Stole My Bike

The appropriate exclamation to use after a colored person or persons has stolen your bicycle.

(Colored gentleman takes the bicycle out of the white gentleman's hands)
White gentleman: Nigga Stole My Bike!
Colored gentleman: So long, old chap!

by iamdehpwnx4r December 6, 2007

Jesus christ on a bike

an exclamition of complete surprise, can be used instead OMG or some other thing you say when your surprised

Random: Yes i got an A, fuck yeah!

Random 2: Jesus Christ on a bike i got a D+

Random: Stupid gimp

by ph1LL September 19, 2010

Blake

A Super hot and Sophisticated man, keeps secrets and loves women. Will marry hot &sexy wife who is drop dead gorgeou. Blake had a huge schlong and he knows what he wants and when hes going to get it.

"Hey tracy did you see Blake"
"ya, Susie i wish my boyfriends schlong was that big or that he was that hot and smart"

by goosfrabaa March 11, 2009

nigger bike

a white woman / latin or asian that is a real slut for black men - takes endless amounts of big black cock and always wants more. Black guys use her like a well used collectively owned bike.

hey look theres Jane, that white slut shes taken so much big black cock her pussy's so black stretched she's a real nigger bike. She's no use to any white guy because her pussy's been nigger fried.

by hephaestus June 10, 2007