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bong letter

A standard rejection form letter from a company.
Chris used the phrase "bong letter" but neither my coworker or I believe him, so we looked it up on google and eventually found what he was talking about. It's some sort of rejection letter.
by ajna April 3, 2007
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biongo

Un pene flácido de apariencia poco agradable; un güevo mongo. Simboliza impotencia, soledad o una gran tristeza.
¿Estás bien? Tienes cara de biongo.
by Seba-chan~kun February 20, 2019
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Fart Bong Soup

The Fart Bong Soup is a portable and purified version of the tried and true 'Cup of Soup'.

A 'Cup of Soup' can be defined simply as:

-Cupping ones hand as close and as tight to ones anus allowing the rectum to dilate and release a very quiet and extremely noxious gas. This process it then followed immediately by containment of the gas within the vessel or hand used.

The desired effect or 'Cup of Soup' is achieved when one releases the noxious gas in another persons face.

The Fart Bong Soup is perfected in the shower of ones home.

With your back towards a running shower, cup your hand tightly around your anus allowing the water to 'pool' in the 'cup' created. Now, relax and allow the fart to be born into water. The sound created will be very 'bassy', dense and loud with the quality of fart being pure and likened to death.

Once mastered, the Fart Bong Soup can be achieved in many places with only the assistance of a small bottle of water. Fart Bong Soup is best savoured for your girlfriend/wife in the shower or as a party trick.
Scene- Shower

Wife: Shane, what the fuck are you doing?

Shane: Shut the fuck up bitch, your in for the special fart bong soup. Here is one I prepared earlier!!

Wife: OH, Don't you go there!!!

Shane: 'BWAAAAP' hehehe

Wife: 'thud'

Shane: hehehehehe
by Ball'n'stuff May 13, 2010
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bongage

the act of hitting a bong, usually ending well.
random hippy: "hey, are you bri?"
bri: "yeah.. why?"
random hippy: "well i hear you can hit some major bongage, wanna blaze in my van after school?"
bri: "ya man."
by bri slaps hoes (: September 23, 2009
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bong mouth

the brown and disgusting resin ring left around ones mouth after smoking a gargantuous bong haul.
Bob:"hey Dan, did you see Mac's bong mouth before he made out with that broad?
I wonder how that tasted...
by jimmay2007 October 18, 2007
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Bongchitis

A term for a bad cough associated with smoking Marijuana.
Cough cough - The old Bongchitis is playing up again!
by Mr Rios D April 22, 2013
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bong shits

The feeling/anticipation of hooting a lovely pipe. This results in an uncontrolable urge for a dump. So called ''bong shits''
''yum a lovely cap''
''allow i need the bong shits''
*puts down bong*
''looooooooong''
by Bradley_M March 3, 2008
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