pop bible

Taylor Swift’s iconic album 1989. the most awarded pop album EVER and undoubtedly the best

i’m listening to the pop bible to get in the mood

by axk056 June 4, 2021

bible humper

A girl or boy who have restrained themselves from sexual relations because they are religious that they have so much pent up sexual frusteration that they resort to other methods of sexual release. EXAMPLES: Backrubs, play wrestling, pool chicken fighting.

Matt was trying to tackle me all night at youth group, he is such a Bible humper.

by Peach March 14, 2004

bible II

a book that is handeled by the name "bible II" but its official name is "Koran" to avoid copyright problems. like most sequels, the koran is not as good as the bible. it isn't even a real sequel, its more like a spin-off and many of the most popular characters arent in it...for example Jesus. others are renamed: god goes now by the name "Allah" and has strong middle eastern accent...kinda cheesy. its simply not the best book and only hardcore fans of the bible should buy this "holy book reloaded".

the producers of the Koran a.k.a "Bible II -the revenge" wanted to fit into todays gangster rap culture so they made ist extrem anti-feministic...but they fucked it all up by wraping the bitches into burqas.

by sgrDD March 19, 2008

Biglet

A cat that is very small but very fat. Preferably black and white.

"That's the cutest cat I've ever seen! What's its name?"

"Biglet."

by breamworthy August 12, 2009

Bible Belt

A belt awarded for taking the virginity of a very religious person.

*cannot be awarded unless the sex is premarital
*cannot be awarded if alcohol is used to get the sex

Joe: You know that really religious girl who wouldn't hook up with you?

Nat: I still got a brown belt with her dude...

Joe: Yeah, but I got the Bible Belt! #burn #notevendrunk

by Bradthedestroyer April 10, 2016

The Poisonwood Bible

The most hardest book in the wurl to annotate...

what kind of a teacher would say that she loves children when she makes them annotate the poisonwood bible!?

by noos llib August 23, 2010

Bible

A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.

"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"

"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"

"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."

"AWWWWH, far out man!"

"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"

"Chilled man."

"What should we call this book, yo?"

"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."

"Yeah, like the town."

"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"

"Holy shit man!"

by Degree7 July 9, 2009