been to Turkey

A phrase used to describe a man with a new and unnaturally straight or low hairline, the telltale sign of a trip to Turkey for a cheap hair transplant.
"The last time I saw Barry he was bald and look at him now! He's definitely been to Turkey"
by BennyBridge November 25, 2022
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What you eye-twinklingly say to someone who's making playfully-suggestive remarks and/or showing off his/her bodily lusciousness, to indicate dat you would like to engage in a hot-'n'-heavy bouncy-bouncy wif him/her.
What you say to someone who's UNDER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to YOUR room!
What you say to someone who's OVER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to MY room!
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
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A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 02, 2023
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we've been hanged!

Lied to for a useless reason to make money.
We've been hanged!!!!!!!!!!
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
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Succ Been Scooty

The process of creating Subnotic Multiplay gasm.
Succ Been Scooty, it is done!
by dhrvybyy231 September 13, 2019
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“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
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Been around the bush

Referring to someone experienced in something. Like a dog who's been sniffing all around the bush every other dog pees at. He's well informed and experienced in the neighborhood.
"Yeah, he's really good at his job. He's been around the bush, that's for sure."
by Mochi69 January 26, 2019
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