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Lisa Beaver

Lease-a-beaver = female prostitute.
Jack Hoffa turned into a Peter Boyle after he hired a Lisa Beaver.
by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006
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Bloody Beaver

A Bloody Beaver is what you would call a woman who is on her period.
hey Mike, I went to sleep with your mom last night but she was a bloody beaver.
by Jeffry17 March 6, 2010
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Beiber Beaver

A term to describe homly girls/teenage girls who rub their hairy un-tamed pussy's to a poster/video of Justin Beiber.
Girl 1(walking funny) Im so sore from last night! Girl 2(over hearing girl 1) Omg! why? Girl 1: I was looking at justin on my wall last night all glossy and cute and I just could not stop touching my beiber beaver. Girl 2: Wow get a life! and a boyfriend..HAha.
by The king of Obscene August 24, 2010
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leave it to beaver

dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.
no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'
by EviLCorey December 24, 2003
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Angry Beavers

Angry Beavers was a nickelodeon cartoon about two brother beavers.
Ryan: Hey do you remember the show Angry Beavers?
Bo:Yeah!
Ryan They are bringing it back, but I heard they are changing the name to The View
by infamousqweaf April 16, 2009
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sea beaver

How many sea beavers do we have on this boat?
by Viva La Bob September 15, 2006
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Witch's Beaver

Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)

RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.

ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.

also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"

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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013
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