Lease-a-beaver = female prostitute.
by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

by Jeffry17 March 6, 2010

A term to describe homly girls/teenage girls who rub their hairy un-tamed pussy's to a poster/video of Justin Beiber.
Girl 1(walking funny) Im so sore from last night! Girl 2(over hearing girl 1) Omg! why? Girl 1: I was looking at justin on my wall last night all glossy and cute and I just could not stop touching my beiber beaver. Girl 2: Wow get a life! and a boyfriend..HAha.
by The king of Obscene August 24, 2010

no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'
by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

Ryan: Hey do you remember the show Angry Beavers?
Bo:Yeah!
Ryan They are bringing it back, but I heard they are changing the name to The View
Bo:Yeah!
Ryan They are bringing it back, but I heard they are changing the name to The View
by infamousqweaf April 16, 2009

by Viva La Bob September 15, 2006

Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)
RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.
also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)
RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.
also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"
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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"
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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013
