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batish

A sexy ass dude who is hella buff benches like 500 pounds. Is an excellent role model. And one of the hardest workers ever in life and the gym.
Damn is that batish benching 500 pounds?
by Big pun June 18, 2018
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batshit narcissist

A form of narcissism whereas the person not only has an inflated sense of self-importance, but also have lost all connection to reality and facts. A batshit narcissist will conflate their negative or losing position with victory and supreme dominance, while simultaneously blaming anyone with facts or truth of deception and lies. See also Donald J. Trump
After the losing 2020 Presidential election, Donald Trump melted down and became the epitome of a batshit narcissist.
by Creative12 December 12, 2020
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batshal

“Batshal, what did I do to deserve this?”
by W6ldf9re November 21, 2021
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batsplaining

Bat goes on a rant about a topic unrelated to the current conversation. For example, if you are talking about a santa costume you want her to wear, she might go on a whole rant about how the color red promotes fertility.
Morty: "Hi Bat, are you gonna wear that beard for the santa costume?"

Bat: "Beards have long been associated with wisdom and intelligence, and many great thinkers throughout history have sported impressive facial hair. But did you know that beards may also be related to the space-time continuum? According to recent studies, the gravitational pull of a beard can actually warp the fabric of space and time, creating distortions in the nearby area. But enough about the scientific properties of beards - let's talk about how to cook soup. Soup is a versatile and satisfying meal that can be made with a wide variety of ingredients. To make soup, you will need a large pot and some basic cooking tools, such as a knife, cutting board, and stirring spoon. "

Her whole twitch chat: "she's batsplaining again"
by MortyCo December 13, 2022
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Batshit Crazy

Being batshit crazy is when you do something stupid like say a racial slur on twitch catholic streams

Synonyms: Dumbass, SPED, Doofus, Idiot, Meowbahh, Dream Stan, Dumb
Yo, Little Timmy assaulted a cop with a rusty metal Twinkie!!!
Nah bro he’s Batshit Crazy
by GoroMK1 February 25, 2023
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mad bates

similar to master bates; opposite of happy bates; someone who doesn't give a shit
Who was that guy that took those three girls home from the bar last night?
That was mad bates he does that all the time.
by mad abby December 19, 2011
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synq bats hairline

A YouTuber who desperately tries to copy iDubbbzTV by having one of the worst hair lines ever to exist. I mean seriously, I'm pretty sure you could see his fore head from outer space.

Writing this so I can tell my friend SynQ Bat to search it. :)
"Damn, your moms legs were spread so wide open, You might as well have called it SynQ Bats hairline!"
by T0@$ty March 8, 2017
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