batmannym22

my dick is angled into a trapezoid

batmannym22 dick hurt when it was up my ass last night

by scooterbob May 18, 2017

batmantality

The natural ability to think and act like Batman in a detective way.

I have a Batmantality about people.

by STLBatman84 June 27, 2018

Batman

An old English soldier from WWI and WWII that drove tanks to destroy enemy frontlines or a strategist that was planning to destroy enemy headquarters.

That Batman is crazy, he wants us to win this war by destroying the headquarters with bombs.

by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

batman

When someone tries to bully you into doing something via them getting in your face and talking aggressively to you.

My boss wanted me to do overtime but I refused and so he tried to batman me into doing it.

by AnonDoxy December 23, 2018

Batman Phenomenon

The idea that cencorship laws and restricting freedom of speech forces people underground. Creating censorship and imbalance in conversation forces people underground to operate "in the cover of night", just like Batman, fighting for what he believes is right, in which he battles with his own ethics and morals. The law (US law or country equiv.) Doesn't necessarily agree with Batman but understands why he operates in that way. Social media platforms are creating more and more batmans (who are moving to darker platforms). Which is creating a large social discourse bubbles as people who follow news which only represent their own ideals are becoming increasingly imbalanced by filtering out opposing thoughts and behaviours.

Twitter has perpetuated the Batman Phenomenon by forcing people to operate in the cover of night to push their own ideologies outside of the rules of the existing framework.

by Wootastic March 7, 2019

Batman

Who's batman?
Its F***ING BATMAN! He's the greatest detective known on the planet!
. . .
He's Batman, enough said.

Reporter: Who is the Batman? Who is he behind that mask? Can we trust someone we don't know?

by R0|3iN#3 June 13, 2019

BATMNL

(not batman) An abbreviation meaning Breathing Air Through My Nose Laughing, similar to lol and lmao but more relatable and realistic.

When you're on your phone and you laugh at something someone sent, type BATMNL because that's what you did - let's be real.

someone: *sends a meme*
me: BATMNL

"I totally was batmnl at that"

by hihehehihe3 September 16, 2019